Hannibal Lecter could play Ke$ha’s Cannibal while serving “long pork” and wearing an apron that reads “Mrs Lovett’s meat pies” and saying “I aspire to serve humanity”
and Jack Crawford would just be like “thanks Dr. Lecter can you consult on something because Will Graham’s a sicko”
i fucking love this because the joker abuses harley so badly and he thinks by making her insane that he’s turned her brain to mush, thinks she’s an idiot, but she’s brilliant and she did the one thing joker never could: she almost killed batman and joker fucked it up and it just wow there is no ointment for a burn that severe
drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
you climb that fuckin tree right now
i would be a reasonably good girlfriend
You want to go out with the guys? that’s cool I’ll watch supernatural.
You want food? I got you, I think I have snacks somewhere in my bag and oh look an entire cheeze its box.
You want to just chill around the house? sweet I’ll make popcorn, Netflix is already up.
You’re bored? hit me up, I’m probably at the bookstore.
You killed somebody? i know how to hide a body.
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
The new kitty: Taco Francois Supreme.
She’s a rescue who just immediately became part of the family.